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moredickthanyourbodyhasroomfor:

you’re in a quiet field. surrounded by tall grass. all of a sudden…..

ALARAN IS RUNNING AT YOU.

end-of-pizza:

people try and tell me I’m tryin’ too hard, I think I’m not trying too hard enough!

people try and tell me I’m tryin’ too hard, I think I’m not trying too hard enough!

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(Source: kikaider)

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

(Source: inkse)

(Source: onthegreatsea)

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want

anomalousnovice:

smellsliketime:

This is what i’m doing in my photoshop class.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

anomalousnovice:

smellsliketime:

This is what i’m doing in my photoshop class.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

shadesilverwing:

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“_____ reblogged your post”

(Source: mediocremark)

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